I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Found the puke drawer
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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