do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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