You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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