koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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