she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
two words...techno handjob
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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