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  • 78 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:30pm

    Wow. Way to go with the self awareness.

  • 76 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:20pm

    Personally, the dumb cunt who did that to the child, needs to be charged with child abuse. Seriously, you fucking moron. And all of you who give props to the dumb bitch, ya'all will end up in jail at some point, I can feel it.

  • 68 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:54pm

    you sound like a lovely individual

  • 69 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:53pm

    at least she's got a sense of humor 8:47. too bad you weren't aborted.

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:24am

    11.08, I used to be an egg cell as well but I don't save all my used tampons and pads because I feel some sort of kinship with them. Get the fuck over yourself. Children are awful little beasts, and inevitably they grow up to be twats like you.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:17am

    All the uptight people need to shut up and relax. That's how you teach kids. If they want to jump into a fight in progress, they're gonna get kicked.. god, I fucking hate kids. Abortion ftw indeed.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:54pm

    as long as you don't leave marks or bruises, it's not technically "substantial abuse".... =) if all this individual ever does is scoot a kid with their foot, then kudos to them.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:16am

    All you pussies that are getting all fussy about this funny ass text are the kind of people that pop out kid after worthless kid who does nothing more than take up space and waste natural resources. I just hope that after your second loser kid you will realize that you simply don't have the DNA to make anything special. We're already overpopulated. Fuck kids, especially yours.

  • 53 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:40am

    9:53, no, what's sad is that you think it's "then" rather than "than".

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:57pm

    You are definitely my kind of woman.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:12pm

    I wish these weren't anonymous because I want to set June 24, 9:20 and those like them on fire. I bet they would 'feel it'

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:35pm

    That's kinda messed up...

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:53am

    5:44: acknowledging...like knowledge, not knowlage.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:15am

    "How the fuck can you hate kids you use to be one dumbass June 24, 2009 11:08PM" You're an idiot.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:29pm

    hahaha the poor thing probably started crying. i would have told her to shut the fuck up as well

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:45pm

    It could be worse...I have a friend whose uterus cramps at the sound of a child's laughter. I wish I was kidding. no you dont shut the fuck up

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:44pm

    I have three kids, I'm pro-life and I thought it was funny.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:21am

    The only people who benefit from abortion being illegal are pedophiles and the coat hanger industry.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:33pm

    9:20 as passionate as you seem to be for the noble cause of child protection, lighten the fuck up. she obviously didn't out-and-out kick the kid, otherwise the cops would have been called. and it's funny to read, even though most of us can recognize that it's morally wrong. it's a fucking JOKE. chill.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:13pm

    wow. you are a sad individual.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:58pm

    HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK KIDS

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:52pm

    That shit is funny. As long as it wasn't my kid I would slaped the shit out of her

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:07am

    hahahaah i think the fighting over the text is the funniesttt :) kidsss are soo cuteee thooo but i still think its a funny texttt LOL and donttt judgee its her lifeee what do u careeee!!!!!!

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:33am

    To be fair she knows she's a bitch which makes this funnier , if ur calling kids fucker ur not going to be a good mother, well played

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:02pm

    Wow what a cunt you are.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:24pm

    You people need to find the middle ground. I only hate some kids. the black kind. :P

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:59pm

    seriously i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kids too . i would have kicked the little shit off my leg if she tried to hug me.....

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:07pm

    I think I'm in love. Awesomeness.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:47pm

    wow what a cunt. Maybe she should have been aborted instead.

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:57am

    9:46- Best trash talk I've read in a while. You really packed a lot of insults in there.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:33pm

    hahahaha!!! amazing.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by itsapancake501 on Feb 5, 10 at 3:56pm

    Is it sad i chuckled at this?

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:54pm

    git out yer coat hanger!

  • 46 48
    Submitted by TheTodControl on Jun 5, 10 at 6:22am

    Marry me?

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:44pm

    Bwhahahhaa. I hate 98% of kids.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:07pm

    you'll make a great mother someday!

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:46pm

    7:20, when you have your illegitimate children when the normal sized condom you wore slipped off your tiny dick when you were having sex with a filthy whore who has herpes, I'm going to make sure I kick your children and call them Fuckers and see how much you like it. Fuck you.

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:01pm

    Probably a good call on the abortion there. Hell, I wish more people realized they aren't suited for kids.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:08am

    i think you might officially be going to hell not that you care.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:49pm

    hey 9:20... you spelled y'all wrong. FAIL.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:41pm

    perhaps u should just get sterilized

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:04pm

    in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit...Amen

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:19am

    Hell doesn't exist. Neither does "God".

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:55pm

    Fuck that retarded little kid. And if 8:47 ever finds someone stupid enough to mate with him/her, I hope their kid is born with 11 toes.

  • 31 25
    Submitted by dallas78 on Mar 10, 12 at 3:43am

    This might be the greatest text ever. Of all time. Period. Oh and anyone who takes this seriously and get pissy about it, go deep throat a dildo fashioned from barbed wire you uptight fuckface retard. God hates you, and so do I.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:33pm

    fuck you 11:08 FUCK UUUUU

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:53pm

    Thats much more sad then funny.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:47pm

    It could be worse...I have a friend whose uterus cramps at the sound of a child's laughter. I wish I was kidding.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:10pm

    kudos to you! actually that's the only correct response to kids that haven't properly chained in the basement.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:25am

    you were a kid once. just remember that. dumb cunt.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:47pm

    I dont like kids at all!! I have one and love her to death, so I think its just other peoples kids I dont like! lol oh and this text is hilarious! seriously dont get your panties in a bunch! pro life and telling people to go to hell! wtf how hypocritical can you get?

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:33pm

    You idiot people who think correcting grammar and spelling makes your point somehow more legit are fucking dumb shits. 5:53, I posted from my stupid phone that auto corrects words all the time and fucks up the words sometime. And I bet plenty of people post off their phones. So shut the fuck up and jump off a bridge and die. No one will care, not even your mom. YOU are the true Fucker.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:18pm

    lighten up douche. awesome text.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:35pm

    Gosh, people need to stop taking shit so seriously. IT IS A JOKE! Pro-Life people take shit so seriously!!!! XD

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:50am

    there's nothing wrong with not liking kids. you people need to chill out. and obviously she said she's going to get an abortion, so there's no need for you to tell her to never have children.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:55am

    HOLY MOTHER!! What a BITCH!!!!!!!!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:08pm

    How the fuck can you hate kids you use to be one dumbass

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:44pm

    this thread is glorious!

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:40pm

    whoa don't hate on those with 11 toes

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:17pm

    I pity all of your potential children.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:36am

    if you can honestly kick a kid and say 'get off fucker' youre the prime example of how fucked up your parents where. where do you think you got that from? "...dont fall far from the tree, ignorant ass"

  • 32 39
    Submitted by idontlikethis on Sep 29, 11 at 11:38pm

    I wish the child had kicked you in your filthy mouth.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:33am

    fuck kids....they are so fucking annoying. there should be a bark collar but for kids who scream....

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:44am

    Wow, I can understand if a person doesn't like kids, and power to them for acknowlaging that and hopefully having enough responsibility to not have kids of their own since they don't like them. But to call a child "fucker", that's just not ok and there is no excuse. Even if the kid is a brat and a total nightmare, s/he is still just a child and you're the adult, so be responsible enough to censor yourself.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by ih8barney on Apr 25, 10 at 1:28pm

    Wow. Thats bitchy.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by papacam on May 5, 11 at 1:12pm

    That's so fucked up lol

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:23am

    i just pissed my pants that was hilarious

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:20am

    5:44 your children are fuckers and you a DOUCHE. stfu. ALL KIDS ARE FUCKERS. i actually prefer, stupid fucks.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:46pm

    I hear they are makeing a 16 month after pill, she should have this preorderd!

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:51pm

    It would only be better if your mother had aborted you....then I could laugh a bit more easily. Get fixed...not an abortion, lol

  • 32 49
    Submitted by dallas78 on Sep 9, 10 at 6:18am

    Epic level of awesomeness if u picture the kid to look like a mini version of Chunk from The Goonies.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:59pm

    actually it was more like a shake, not a kick. i shouldn't exaggerate when i text.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by tallcake on Apr 9, 10 at 10:28pm

    Wow. You people are freaking douchebags. How could you be like that to a kid?

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:50am

    I wish I had the guts to do this to my bratty fucking nieces.

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:31pm

    It's a joke, 9:20. Chill.