Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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