The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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