did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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