she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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True strength comes from lack of pants
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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