she was so not down for the gang bang
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dicks are not precious.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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