my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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