Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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