Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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