she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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