I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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