Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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