u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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