what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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