How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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