He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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