the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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