ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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