You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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