My nipple is on Facebook.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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