i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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