And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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