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  • Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 12, 10 at 3:07pm

    Just make your fb picture your tits. Problem solved.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 12, 10 at 3:23pm

    Rule: If you want to attract men with words only, use words or any combination of these words to attract. ( Beer, naked, lonely, Fuck, Tits, Lucky night, Cheesecake.)

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      Submitted by headhunter on Aug 12, 10 at 4:07pm

      Cheesecake?

      • 45 83
        Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 12, 10 at 4:19pm

        Some of us like cheesecake... True story.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:03pm

      I dunno about that..."I'm so lonely I'm sitting here crying and chasing my cheesecake with beer" isn't really an attractive image

      • 51 67
        Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 12, 10 at 5:32pm

        I'm sorry your lonely :(. Care to share the cheescake tho?

      • 46 60
        Submitted by kingjoker54 on Aug 14, 10 at 9:46am

        "I'm so lonely, I'm sitting her crying NAKED and chasing my cheesecake with beer" fyp

    • 59 62
      Submitted by Kawng on Aug 18, 10 at 12:53pm

      Beer flavored cheesecake would be interesting.

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 12, 10 at 3:23pm

    Jooknow that Skype allows you to see and chat with each other, it's kinda like a video chat. Not sure if the sarcasm is going through, but in my head its loud and clear

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    Submitted by bringthepain on Aug 12, 10 at 10:03pm

    Don't worry, guys don't want to fuck your personality.

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 13, 10 at 12:09am

    TheRuleBook, i have something very important to tell you...\n\nI make a killer fucking cheesecake. Also, I have beer. And Im just lonely enough that I would gladly get naked and let you fuck my tits. Because Dear RuleBook, you rock. This could be your lucky night. \n\nDid I mention I make a fanfuckingtastic cheesecake?

    • 61 62
      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 13, 10 at 8:20am

      I'd take some cheesecake, I'd about the tits though... Possibly we could just have some cheesecake and Coffee or something (Rulebook doesn't drink.)

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    Submitted by jezusflowers on Aug 12, 10 at 3:26pm

    Yes, actually you can. Also, Rulebook is spot on.

  • 87 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 10 at 3:16pm

    you're probably ugly so its better that way

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    Submitted by ThatFrenchKidd on Aug 12, 10 at 7:44pm

    I guarantee that if youre hot, hes looking at your facebook pictures while talking to you

  • 75 68
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 12, 10 at 7:41pm

    Photobucket.

  • 76 81
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:02pm

    OP ur a hobag ... I'm sorry

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 12, 10 at 7:12pm

    Oovoo.

  • 59 56
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 12, 10 at 7:24pm

    If u wanna get naked hit that chatroulette!

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    Submitted by MargitB19 on Aug 12, 10 at 8:24pm

    use skype. problem solved!

  • 65 81
    Submitted by wassupp on Aug 12, 10 at 3:11pm

    Don't use facebook chat?

  • 62 76
    Submitted by ashbash_18 on Aug 12, 10 at 6:00pm

    Don't you have pictures on your facebook(aka he could see your tits)? \nDumbass

  • 52 67
    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 12, 10 at 6:20pm

    you suck

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 13, 10 at 10:13am

    RuleBook, you are a gentleman and a scholar. I will keep my tits to myself, but you are always welcome to my cheesecake.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 12, 10 at 11:48pm

    Whatever. How do you make ten pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it! C'mon, anyone think that's funny? A little? Hahaha! I'm a dork

  • 47 77
    Submitted by bellisssima on Aug 12, 10 at 3:17pm

    Fail

  • 41 70
    Submitted by remz07twos on Aug 13, 10 at 1:47am

    Yea way to go 630. Finally a hometown hero

  • 45 79
    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 12, 10 at 3:15pm

    Sounds like a good taking point

  • 40 79
    Submitted by BackDaFuckUp on Aug 12, 10 at 3:17pm

    Not funny this app blows