Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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