You work out of a Hotel?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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