You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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