worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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