i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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