The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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