Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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