o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
two words...techno handjob
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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