i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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