Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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