yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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