It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm sobbing to NWA
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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