forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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