Yo dont text me then not text me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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