My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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