doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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