it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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