Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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