If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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