Quick, to the slutcave!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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