Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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