evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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