i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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