i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So squirting runs in the family.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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