she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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